Evolution to GOD

Chapter 5: Road to Awesomeness

My excitement was apparent when I asked her, “Hey Miss System, will I always get this type of task, if it’s the same then I’ll become too outstanding, no?”

“Host, your first task is simple, but right now you do not have the strength to perform other tasks.” She replied.

The response poured cold water all over me.

‘???? Am I being insulted here, wait you will see How awesome I will become,’ I mumbled

“Well, where can I find banana here?” I asked her.

“Host has to search for it”

“That I know,” I told her as a matter of fact.

My first attempt at evolution failed because I couldn’t find a single banana tree, despite searching for half a day.

I was upset at the result “What the hell is this place, can’t find a single banana here.” The entire search was a complete flop.

“Host currently you are in Madagascar”

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

My mind began spinning after hearing her response.

“WTF!!! Why am I in Madagascar? I lived in Canada, how the hell did I end up here, and how will I find my beauties?” I was screaming inside.

“The least you could do is incarnate me in Europe or Asia, of all the places I’ve been, AHHHHHHHHHHHH, who do you think I should show off to?”

“We have reincarnated host according to best possible evolution place” She replied.

(ò_ó)

“I am fucked up here. Of all the places I am at, this is the last place where I feel motivated. I can’t even move forward.”

I was so enraged that I began panting before I calmed down.

I started mumbling to myself “There’s only one thing you can do, Alan: become awesome, become great, you can’t live your life as a monkey, find beauty even if it takes a lot of time, and remember what your life goal was.”

I remembered my promise to myself when I just started university was “I will become awesome, and with my Handsomeness, I will have a harem of beautiful women.”

The motivation came from my vow “No one can stop me from reaching my awesomeness… Even a GOD can’t stop me. Humph.”.

……

In a faraway place, an old man wearing Jeans and a T-shirt had a bad feeling “What is it, why my eyes are twitching???”

……..

For the entire day, I searched for nothing but was so tired that I could hardly move. Just as I had lost all hope, I saw a group of banana trees in front of me. I gathered what energy I had left and run towards them.

“Finally” I shouted.

I plucked the Banana, peeled it, and ate it.

“Congrats Hosts for Completing the first task,” I heard an emotionless voice.

“HAHAHAHA!” I laughed so hard I almost fell down

I felt my fatigue wash away as a golden light covered me and a sound filled my ears.

“Host has leveled up”

I started laughing madly.

“Ha hahaha, My Road to Awesomeness has started.”