The Hidden Myth of Ji Dara

\'Those who don\'t fall under any of the two categories would find themselves in constant danger by both man, the heavens and the hells…\'

\'If I had helped you, I would\'ve revealed my presence and position, and then, those bastards who thought I was dead would have spotted my location, come to kill me, and most likely wipe out this eyeball and everyone living on it, just to keep all of it a secret…\'

\'Eyeball? What eyeball?\'

\'That\'s a discussion for later; anyways, as I was saying…\'

If I had also helped you, I would have to face an heavenly tribulation, and trust me kid, that is not something anyone would want to do, no matter how powerful they claim to be…\'

\'Lastly, if I had shown up when you were in need, I would have most likely been hunted by the specters…\'

\'Specters? What is a specter?\'

\'They are beings of the netherworld who ensures that souls who have passed away do not stay in the physical realm and are tasked with bringing them to the netherworld where they would await their judgement…\'

\'You can call them the \'Men In Blacks\' of the physical realm, only that, they deal with souls…\' The Third figure added;

\'So, on the day the owner of the body died, my chance to be reborn was presented, and just as I was about to possess you, this hateful fellow over here had the balls to share the same idea as mine…\' The Second Consciousness explained with a somewhat pissed off expression;

\'As for me, I simply reincarnated and I was supposed do so in your body, and I even brought Grandma Meng\'s milk along…\'

\'But then I surfaced and was about to take over your body when I saw this stupid fool trying to take over what rightfully belongs to me…\' The First Consciousness accused;

\'Yeah right, like this body belongs to anyone!\' The Second Consciousness bickered back;

\'How about we both leave his body right now, and see who suffers!?\'

\'You- Tch… Hmph!\'

\'Yeah right, I thought so too…\'

\'I wouldn\'t deign you with any response whatsoever… You can do whatever you like, but I am not leaving this body!\'

As the dup continued to bicker, the Third Consciousness felt a splitting headache coming and thus he released a huge sigh, and just as he was about to speak, the Second Consciousness abruptly asked; \'Speaking of which; We have told you about ourselves, but we don\'t know you…\'

\'That\'s right, who are you!?\' The First Consciousness added;

\'Baka!\' The third Consciousness abruptly blurted out of fury;

\'I am the owner of this body, and I guess you two idiots didn\'t allow my soul to completely disperse before barging in unannounced…\'

\'Next time when you want to do something that important, always try to be patient and diligent…\'

\'But since you both have finally saved me from dying for the second time, I guess the least I can do is accommodate both of you as tenants into my body till we can find a solution to both your miserable situations…\' The Third Consciousness blurted;

\'Alright, since that is out of the way, I think it is time we formerly introduce ourselves, and as the owner and landlord of this body, I would go first…\'

\'I am Ji Dara, and I am eleven years old… I\'m from the Jok Planet and was born in the Dark Lands…\'

\'I am also the Tribe Leader of the Ji Tribe, and have a lot of responsibilities, goals and ambitions to fulfill…\' The Third Consciousness which actually belonged to Dara revealed;

\'Alright, I am Sam and I am 35 years old…\'

\'I am from a place called \'Earth\' and was born in a continent called North America…\'

\'I was the Leader of the Security Group of the greatest firm on our planet, and also had a lot of responsibilities, goals and ambitions before my supposed best friend stabbed me in the back…\' Sam briefed with a melancholic and furious intent seeping out of him…

\'~Hu~\'

\'I am Long and I am 4600 years old…\'

The moment the Second Consciousness made this statement, Sam and Dara almost chocked in shock and the sheer surprise they had just experienced was mind boggling…

\'I am from the Seventh Realm of this world, and was born in the Demonic Realm…\'

\'I was the Patriarch of the Demonic Lotus Sect, and also had the grand ambition of breaking past the Spirit Realm when I was betrayed by my lover and stabbed in the back by my best friend…\'

\'So, you can suck it Sam, I was doubly fucked which makes me more entitled to this body…\' Long abused;

\'Nah, that just makes you doubly stupid, and the fact that you still hold the notion that this body belongs to you means you must be triply stupid…\'

\'The fact that you did so in the presence of the owner of the body itself means your level of stupidity had quadrupled…\'

\'Then lastly, the fact that you 4600 years old and still stupid makes you five times as stupid as any of us would ever be…\' Sam verbally assaulted Long…

Long not only felt assaulted, he felt violated like a high school slay queen being tossed out into the public, butt naked…

\'Oi, that\'s enough… If you guys keep this up, I don\'t mind tossing you both outside right now…\'

\'You two had better help me as long as you are here, and anyone of you two who happens to help the most would get the solution to their problems first…\'

Dara smartly pitted the both of them against one another to his own benefit, and it seemed to work;

\'That\'s shameless of you…\' Sam responded instantly;

\'Yeah, truly shameless of you…\'

\'But if it means I am going to get my problem fixed before this fool, then I don\'t mind playing along with you…\' Long replied whilst giving Sam a ridiculing sneer;

\'You were the most stupid amongst us before, but now, I think shamelessness needs to be added to that list…\' Sam hit back;

\'It\'s time I show you the difference between our modern day earth, and your backward world…\'

Sam added with a mischievous smirk of his own as Dara sighed in relief…