Am I A God?

Chapter 128: An Accident

Translator: Sparrow Translations Editor: Sparrow Translations

“It’s him ...” Tian Jian once again turned his head around to face Zhao Yao but was taken aback by what he saw. His jaw went slack as he could not believe his eyes. Tian Jian lowered his head and took a look at Zhao Yao’s chest before fixing his eyes back on Zhao Yao’s face.

“What’s happening? I’m sure I saw a man just now!”

In Tian Jian’s eyes, Zhao Yao’s chest was definitely a female’s chest! Furthermore, those were a pair of capacious and full bosoms. Tian Jian’s face flushed with embarrassment as he took another glance at Zhao Yao’s face. Even though Zhao Yao’s face somewhat resembled Kris Wu, it was still a female’s face.

Tian Jian’s wife began jabbing against his chest and retorted, “Speak! Why aren’t you speaking now? Every day, I spent all my time taking care of household chores for you! Look at my hands! Look at my face! Do you realize how much I have aged over the past few years? Do you realize that I have dedicated my entire youth to you? Why can’t I come out for a simple cup of coffee now that we’re doing better than before?”

Tian Jian knew that he was in the wrong and instantly lowered his head, “Darling, I’m so sorry. It’s my fault. My eyes played a trick on me. I thought he was Kris Wu.”

“What Kris Wu? She only resembles him but she is not Kris Wu!”

After Tian Jian’s ceaseless coaxing, his wife finally managed to cool down and began explaining the café’s benefits to him. Tian Jian could not believe that such a thing actually existed. Unknowingly, he picked up a cat from the floor and clutched it tightly against his chest. He simply lay quietly on the sofa and had no intentions to move at all.

Zhao Yao finally heaved a sigh of relief, “Thank goodness I turned myself into a female. If I acted one second later, the outcome would have been disastrous.”

...

A few hours had passed since the incident.

“Ahhhhh ... Why is this so comfortable?”

Because of the influx of customers, the ratio between the number of cats and humans began falling drastically. One adorable girl walked towards Tian Jian and asked, “Uncle, can I touch the kitty in your arms? Please!”

“Oh,” Tian Jian immediately sat up straight and carefully placed the cat in her arms, “You can take it, I’m just gonna rest here for a while.”

“Thank you!” The adorable girl was beaming from ear to ear as she stared at the cute little cat in her arms. She then returned to her group of friends.

“Everyone, look at this Siamese cat!”

“Wah, look at its beautiful grey fur!”

“”It’s like a tiny coal miner! It’s adorable!”

Tian Jian couldn’t help but smiled when he noticed their expressions, “How I wish I can turn back time and be like them again.”

At this time, Tian Jian’s wife had returned to his side and picked a spot next to him and settled down, “How is it? I told you that this place is really nice and comfortable.”

Tian Jian could only nod his head in agreement. Within this short span of time, the pains and bodily discomforts that he suffered from had vanished into the surrounding. Tian Jian crept up to his wife and whispered into her ears, “Let’s have some fun tonight.”

Her face immediately turned crimson as she responded, “No, our daughter will hear us.”

“We will do once in the afternoon then,” Tian Jian grabbed his waist and started stretching his body before concluding, “I feel so much better and so much more energetic than before!”

His wife was happy to hear these words and said, “Maybe we can come two or three times every week in the future.”

Tian Jian squinted his eyes into a line and lay comfortably on the couch. It seemed like he had forgotten his original purpose for coming to the café.

While the couple was engaged in their conversation, Matcha, which donned on his green hat, pranced across them and instantly raised his head when he overheard their conversation, “Is human marriage life really so pitiful? They don’t even have time to enjoy together?” An idea sprang up in his head and he thought, “Hmph, is it time to help Zhao Yao get a wife?”

At this moment, the cats were in a ‘precarious’ situation. The customers would grab them and clutch them in their arms the moment they spotted them roaming around alone.

After prancing around the café for a short minute, Yan Xiao Qing immediately brought Matcha into her arms, “Wah, this Scottish Fold is adorable! An Xin! Look! Its head is the huge!”

Matcha stared at her with a pair of dead fish eyes, “Tsk! Your head will also be this big if your owner forced a giant hat on your head.” Matcha really looked so adorable with its illusion enchanted big head.

Suddenly, Matcha’s tail began quivering and his body shook like a leaf. This was because of Xiao Qing running her fingers through his fur and rubbing her hands against his head, “D*mn it! This is so painful! How is this woman so strong?”

“No, I need to remain professional. I must be the celebrity cat of the month. I will then use the RMB 500 and spend it on PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, Mobile Legends, and even game skins!” Matcha could only meow softly as a form of retaliation. After watching Zhao Yao play that game for the past few days, his desire to play it gave him the strength to withstand all these abuses.

His pain was not entirely Xiao Qing’s fault. She had accidentally touched the injured spot where Elizabeth had ripped off his fur which explained the acute pain.

Beside her, An Xin buried her head in the notes and began cramming all the information in her head. Sporadically, she would glance at Matcha before whispering, “This is just a species that is carefully preserved and protected by humans for their own amusement and entertainment. They would not even survive 3 days out in the wild.”

Matcha replied her with a death glare and thought, “Stupid woman! I’ll never let you touch me if not for the money in your purse!”

Despite having that thought at the back of his head, Matcha still stared at Xiao Qing endearingly and let out a few gentle and adorable purrs. He then buried his head in her chest.

“Haha, An Xin! Take a look! This cat is so close to me!”

Meanwhile, Leigh Zhao, who was clad in a Chanel long sleeve bodysuit, and Coco Sun were walking towards the café as they exited from the basement carpark.

“Hurry Coco! It has already started! There won’t be any cats left for us if we take our own sweet time!”

Coco Sun wore a simple sailor suit that most Japanese high school girls wore. She also specially picked a pair of beauty lens and looked just like one of those anime characters. Coco Sun curled her lips in anger when she heard Leigh Zhao’s remarks and whispered, “We would have been here eons ago if not for you.”

“That Jiangmen Kris Wu is really so handsome!” Leigh Zhao’s eyes glittered with excitement as she continued, “Do you think I have a shot at him?”

“Spring is here!” Coco Sun responded as she rolled her eyes.

Soon, both of them had reached the café and were inundated with the seas of customers. Coco Sun’s jaws went slack as she stared at the scene, “It’s all because of you!” Coco Sun looked in Elizabeth’s direction and saw tens of girls surround Elizabeth and their fingers running through her fur.

Elizabeth tried her very best to keep her composure as the girls reached out their hands and touched her all over her body. Finally, she reached out a paw and slapped against a girl’s hand when that girl tried to touch her butt. Elizabeth glared at her and meowed softly.

The girl simply chortled and said, “Elizabeth is embarrassed! This is so cute!”

“Stupid girl!” Elizabeth shut her eyes as an attempt to stop herself from giving the girl another slap on her hand.

“D*mn it!” Coco felt a tinge of jealousy when she saw her favorite Elizabeth in others’ arms. It was the same feeling you had when your favorite toy was taken away from you.

Leigh Zhao did not care that much as her objective for coming here never involved cats. She only came for the miraculous healing powers, but now she had one more reason.

“Hey, how are you? Do you remember me?” Leigh Zhao appeared in front of Zhao Yao and introduced herself.

Zhao Yao simply nodded his head. He could not help but juxtaposed Leigh Zhao’s usual nonchalant attitude and her current behavior.

A thought sprang up in his head, “You are so superficial! Am I really that different from Kris Wu?”

Zhao Yao knew that her current attitude towards him was because of the skin he coated himself with. Hence, his responses were kept as short as possible.

Meanwhile, Coco Sun was still waiting for her opportunity to play with Elizabeth. Currently, she was cuddling Roly Poly which was disguised as a Ragdoll.

Baiquan immediately stepped forth to stop her when she tried to take a photo. Baiquan pointed towards the advisory notice on the front door and explained, “I’m so sorry, but you are not allowed to take photos inside the café.”

“Oh.”

Zhao Yao’s illusion could alter an individual’s vision. Hence, the photo would reflect what they saw now. However, if they leave the café and exit the illusion’s sphere of influence, they would see the actual image. Zhao Yao’s illusion could not alter the photograph’s electronic record permanently.

Baiquan and Shi Yu stopped anyone who flouted the rules. Zhao Yao would secretly delete the photo if the customers refused to cooperate.

However, the majority of the customers complied with the rules when they were alerted to it.

Coco was extremely cooperative and placed her phone on the table. She began caressing Roly Poly’s belly and chuckled, “This color pattern on this new ragdoll is so vibrant, but it’s a little fat. However, a fat ragdoll is still a cute ragdoll.”

She then began rubbing Roly Poly’s giant belly.

Roly Poly was already rather uncomfortable with his giant stomach all tied up together. Coco’s actions only made it worse. He could not help but to gently kick Coco’s hand. He stared at her with his Puss in Boots eyes with the hopes that she would stop.

“Ohh, you don’t like people touching your belly?” Coco then gave a gentle massage on his head. Her heart was on the verge of melting when she looked at that pair of adorable eyes.

Suddenly, the rope used to restrain Roly Poly’s giant belly snapped. Coco Sun could not believe her eyes as Roly Poly’s belly had expanded to an incredible size.

Roly Poly shouted via his consciousness, “Zhao Yao! Not good! My belt has snapped and my fats are pouring out of it!”

Zhao Yao immediately turned his head and noticed Roly Poly’s expanded belly. His illusion could no longer conceal his true belly’s form, allowing everyone to see Roly Poly’s belly at its natural state.

Another shriek erupted in the café following Roly Poly’s belt snapping.

Zhao Yao turned his head in the other direction and saw a girl staring blankly at Elizabeth which had a bald patch atop her head. In the girl’s hand was a handful of cat fur which Zhao Yao had used as a disguise for Elizabeth’s fur by using his illusion.

She had accidentally ripped off the fur while cuddling Elizabeth.